what writing is like

brain: oh hello yes you’re doing something important allow me to flood you with a billion ideas on a really good story
brain: hello again it is i you have forgotten all your ideas as soon as you decide to write them
brain: hi it’s the middle of the night just thought you might want those ideas back here u go quick g o write them down before u forget again
brain: ah yes you have found an appropriate time for you to begin writing that thing
brain: allow me to flood you with more distracting and complex ideas again as soon as u open up word processing
brain: wouldn’t want you getting too confident let me lose your train of thought
brain: nope not today mother fucker wRITER’S BLOCK
brain: oh you’re back at your computer again wonderfuck you can start typing but everything is going to sound incredibly wrong no matter how you word it
brain: nope
brain: haha nO
brain: [evil high-pitched laughter from every horror movie ever]

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July

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nothingbutacheat:

loki-of-sassgaard:

thedailysuperhero:

When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.

Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?

#spoilers: none

nothingbutacheat:

loki-of-sassgaard:

thedailysuperhero:

When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.

Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?

#spoilers: none

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July

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ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

I watched this five times in a row and laughed every time. I can’t.

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

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July

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gizzyblues:

Feeling bored so here’s me playing with my FMA plushies and Snapchat…lol

24

July

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neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

24

July

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Anti nausea meds smell weird and actually make me more nauseous.

24

July

#ugh

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.

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July

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I proceeded to explain to him why I responded with “dad jokes”.

I proceeded to explain to him why I responded with “dad jokes”.

Judge me if you want but matching with people on tinder boosts my self esteem so leave me alone.

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July

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#tinder

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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July

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